Pappa wants mamma naked
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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