How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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