She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
