He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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