rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Is it penis luge time yet?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
