It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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