so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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