took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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