I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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