Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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