hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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