I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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