I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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