C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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