Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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