i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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