yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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