girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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