so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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