member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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