I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
how does that bad decision feel?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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