I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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