Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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