marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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