And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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