I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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