butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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