are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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