She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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