you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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