He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I am available for nakedness
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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