How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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