ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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