I bet he comes in French.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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