hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We got so high we made milksteak
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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