Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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