How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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