your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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