How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Slut skills are useful in every country.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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