How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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