I bet he comes in French.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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