so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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