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say what?
wanna hang out?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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