I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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