Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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