with your own penis?
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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