he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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