mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
