i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
All I want is dick and wine.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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