Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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