P.S. I can't hear my feet
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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