I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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