have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Help. Why am I so naked?
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