Whoa Z and x make the same sound
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You were trust falling into bushes
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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