So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize