so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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