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If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Randomize
