new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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